15 Things Your Dog Would Pick If They Had an Amazon Account

iHeartDogs is reader-supported. When you buy via links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission at no extra cost to you. Give a dog an Amazon account and access to your credit card, and practicality is probably going out the window. Forget poop bags, flea combs, and sensible orthopedic beds. Your pup has bigger plans. We’re talking dog ice cream. A couch of their own. Bacon-flavored peanut butter. A machine that throws balls so they no longer have to wait for your throwing arm to recover. And, naturally, tiny Crocs. This isn’t your typical list of dog essentials. These are the fun, over-the-top, delicious, cozy, and wonderfully unnecessary things we imagine dogs tossing into their carts if they suddenly discovered online shopping. Some are surprisingly useful, some are pure indulgence, and others exist primarily because life is better when your dog owns a bathrobe. So, for the next few minutes, we’re handing the shopping list over to the dogs. Here’s what we suspect would arrive on your doorstep approximately two days after your pup figured out your Amazon password. 15 Things Your Dog Would Absolutely Add to Their Cart 1. Human Dog Bed Dog’s reasoning: Finally, a dog bed ap...